"I wasn't flirting with you! I appreciate you offering to help, but I didn't think you meant that I'd want to sleep with you! ... who is Andraste, anyway? I'm sorry!"
Okay, Éponine neither knew nor cared who the message was originally meant for or what it was actually referring to. She was just passing it on. What? Her brother would be so amused.
Fine by me, so long's you don't expect me to make it, but if I'm back from somewhere, can you tell me where it is I went?
She was actually curious about wherever it was this person had gone. So she likely wouldn't get an answer from the person who'd sent her that message in the first place. Details. She was just paying forward the confusion here.
"It's a very rare occasion that I'll actually turn down an invitation to lunch. I'm not sure what we'd talk about, though. I mean, like... Cats or something, I guess. Or does everyone from where you're from hate cats?"
"Teasing is just mean, you know that, right? But since you're asking, yeah. I could be into a threesome. And knives. I -- can't say I've ever really thought about Sparkle that way? But, well. To be honest, I think I might be kind of easy. And he does have some real skill with that eyeliner."
April Fool Phone
Date: 2015-04-01 07:04 pm (UTC)"I wasn't flirting with you! I appreciate you offering to help, but I didn't think you meant that I'd want to sleep with you! ... who is Andraste, anyway? I'm sorry!"
RE: April Fool Phone
Date: 2015-04-01 08:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-01 11:02 pm (UTC)Okay, Éponine neither knew nor cared who the message was originally meant for or what it was actually referring to. She was just passing it on. What? Her brother would be so amused.
Fine by me, so long's you don't expect me to make it, but if I'm back from somewhere, can you tell me where it is I went?
She was actually curious about wherever it was this person had gone. So she likely wouldn't get an answer from the person who'd sent her that message in the first place. Details. She was just paying forward the confusion here.
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Date: 2015-04-01 11:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-01 11:12 pm (UTC)"It's a very rare occasion that I'll actually turn down an invitation to lunch. I'm not sure what we'd talk about, though. I mean, like... Cats or something, I guess. Or does everyone from where you're from hate cats?"
No, Sparkle. Atton was just... Atton.
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Date: 2015-04-01 11:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-02 03:03 am (UTC)"Wait, phone sexcapades are a spring tradition? I'm so confused. And what's a Twi'lek? You had sex with one? Not that I'm judging! I'm not judging!"
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Date: 2015-04-02 10:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-01-29 11:08 pm (UTC)"Teasing is just mean, you know that, right? But since you're asking, yeah. I could be into a threesome. And knives. I -- can't say I've ever really thought about Sparkle that way? But, well. To be honest, I think I might be kind of easy. And he does have some real skill with that eyeliner."
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Date: 2016-01-29 11:17 pm (UTC)