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Dec. 17th, 2014 04:27 pm
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Automated voice: The number you have reached cannot take your call. Please leave a message after the tone.

BEEP!

April Fool Phone

Date: 2015-04-01 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexentotchen.livejournal.com
[from here! (http://hexentotchen.livejournal.com/671.html?thread=14751#t14751)]

"I wasn't flirting with you! I appreciate you offering to help, but I didn't think you meant that I'd want to sleep with you! ... who is Andraste, anyway? I'm sorry!"

Date: 2015-04-01 11:02 pm (UTC)
filleauloup: (Only a Kid (West End "Look Down"))
From: [personal profile] filleauloup
[[From here!]]

Okay, Éponine neither knew nor cared who the message was originally meant for or what it was actually referring to. She was just passing it on. What? Her brother would be so amused.

Fine by me, so long's you don't expect me to make it, but if I'm back from somewhere, can you tell me where it is I went?

She was actually curious about wherever it was this person had gone. So she likely wouldn't get an answer from the person who'd sent her that message in the first place. Details. She was just paying forward the confusion here.
Edited Date: 2015-04-01 11:03 pm (UTC)

Date: 2015-04-01 11:12 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Mmmhmm.)
From: [personal profile] myownface
[From here!]

"It's a very rare occasion that I'll actually turn down an invitation to lunch. I'm not sure what we'd talk about, though. I mean, like... Cats or something, I guess. Or does everyone from where you're from hate cats?"

No, Sparkle. Atton was just... Atton.

Date: 2015-04-02 03:03 am (UTC)
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Ewwwww)
From: [personal profile] spin_kick_snap
[From here]

"Wait, phone sexcapades are a spring tradition? I'm so confused. And what's a Twi'lek? You had sex with one? Not that I'm judging! I'm not judging!"
Edited Date: 2015-04-02 03:04 am (UTC)

Date: 2016-01-29 11:08 pm (UTC)
tigerundercover: (blonde - sexified)
From: [personal profile] tigerundercover
[from here]

"Teasing is just mean, you know that, right? But since you're asking, yeah. I could be into a threesome. And knives. I -- can't say I've ever really thought about Sparkle that way? But, well. To be honest, I think I might be kind of easy. And he does have some real skill with that eyeliner."

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